Funny thing happened last night. I have a female friend that has had feelings for me for a few years now. They're not reciprocal and she knows this. We've had several conversations about it. But every time I see her out when she's been drinking, it t… more »

Like rotten eggs spread raw over a pile of steaming dog diarrhea topped with chipotle seasoning foul. Any man who thinks otherwise would willingly marry the black plague and eat maggots. I mean seriously? Apparently she gets naked in "We Own the Night… more »